Program to Propose - C Language

/*Program to Propose */
#include
#include
#include
#in

clude
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf("I Love U");

scanf("100%",&reply);

}

if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); __/* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);



else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}

OFFICIAL ORKUT TESTIMONIAL

OFFICIAL ORKUT TESTIMONIAL
version 1.0
SOFTWARE USED: NONE
HARDWARE USED: KEYBOARD, A HUMAN BRAIN, & ya hands too
ORKUT:\ RUN.exe_
YOU ARE …….
As innocent as a flower
As sweet as cherry pie
As bright as a firefly
As clever as a musician
As romantic as a red rose
As genuine as a teardrop
As funny as a clown’s nose

As honest as a young child
As fun as a merry-go-round
As rare as a four leaf clover
As down-to-earth as the ground
As friendly as a butterfly
As precious as passing youth
As valuable as pure truth
---error----error---
Number of truths: 0
Number of Lies: Many.... TOO MANY LIES .u can't possibly count them